Calm down, you Hot Tart

“Whadda you want?”
“Um, a table?”
“You alone? Singles at tha counter.”

So you might not miss those old pushy broads workin’ at the local diner (especially when they announce to the whole place that you’re eating alone). But you probably do miss those delicious home-style cakes they always had so classically displayed on a cake pedestal.

Well, this must be your lucky day. Haute Cakes, in Boulder, is bringing vintage style cakes to modern day living. Using local fruits and veggies, Haute cooks up everything from cookies and zucchini bread to birthday and wedding cakes.

You won’t find any shortening in this bakery, where all pastries are made from scratch. And they’re artsy too, adding fun features like different fonts and shapes.

Now, all you’re missing is a chocolate malt.

Haute Cakes
1932 14th street Boulder, CO 80302
720.620.0204